Roses are red, violets are blue…

Jun
30
Posted in Books
by veronica

I just had to share these with somebody, cause I had great fun reciting them or saving them up for special ocassions… yeah right! The famous “rose are red, violets are blue” poem has been altered and twisted, and the results are amusing. Here goes…

Roses are red

Violets are blue,

I was born beautiful

What happened to you? (I THINK THIS IS A 10 ON THE MEAN SCALE)

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

When brains were given out

Where were you?  (I THINK THIS 9 ON THE MEAN SCALE)

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The gasworks stink

And so do you. (When you’d want somebody to take a bath)

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

Orchids are expensive

Will dandelions do?

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I can row a boat

Canoe?

 

The roses have wilted,

The violets are dead,

Sugar is lumpy

And so is your head.

 

Finally….

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Most rhymes rhyme,

But this doesn’t.

 

If you’d like more funny poems check out the book Unreal, Banana Peel.

18 Responses to “Roses are red, violets are blue…”

  1. Leitisha Pohatu Says:

    I think that poem that you twisted into your own was really good i think it will be good for a rhyming comp!!!!!!
    I think you have done very well.

  2. i like apples Says:

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    god made me pretty
    what the ( ) happened to you

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    stop talking to me
    or i’ll sue you

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    some ryhmes rhyme
    but this one doesn’t

  3. i like cricket Says:

    some of those are hilarious lol im cracking up

  4. Anonymous Says:

    roses are red voilets r blue
    u look like a monky
    and u talk like one too

  5. Glossie Says:

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    - roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo

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    - roses are red, violets are blue, i was born beautiful, what happened to you?

    - roses are red, violets are blue, the gasworks stink and so do you

    - the roses have wilted, the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head

  6. Anonymous Says:

    roses r red violets r blue, some1 like u belongs in a zoo
    don’t be mad don’t be bloo frankenstein was ugly2

  7. Kyla Says:

    roses are red violets are blue i am so talented unlike you

  8. emma,london Says:

    roses are red,voilets are blue, give me a kiss cause i love you,for im the one who loves you more so say u love me nothing more.

  9. emma-genki Says:

    roses are red,voilets are blue, give me a kiss cause i love you,for im the one who loves you more so say u love me nothing more.

  10. BGHJ Says:

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HOW HILAREUS

  11. Titititibangbang Says:

    roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you?

  12. agsdg Says:

    sooo funny

  13. Short Rhyming Love Poems Says:

    Hello

  14. Anonymous Says:

    roses are red violets are blue perfume smells good just like you.

  15. Rebellion Says:

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is Sweet And So Are you, But the Roses are Wiltered, The Violets Are Dead, The Sugar Boul’s Empty And So is your head!

  16. tj weeks Says:

    roses are blue,vilets are red,if this poem makes sense then my name is fred.

  17. tj weeks Says:

    roses are blue,violets are red,if this poem makes sense then my name is fred.

  18. rachael Says:

    roses are red, vilets are blue chillis are hot, so are you