What Body Part Is That?

Newsflash – do you need some stupid information about your body, then take a look at What Body Part is That?

This book is full of funny, stupid, explosive and disgusting things about your body.

Take for instance your lips:

Lips are made of 100% lip meat and are generally found on the outside of your mouth. Lips are one of the most important parts of your body because without lips you wouldn’t be able to talk properly, use straws, wear lipstick, get lip-piercings or make pretend farting noises

Or what about Legs:

Your legs start at the top of the ground and go all the way up until they reach the bottom of your bottom and then they go all the way back down until they reach the top of the ground again. You can use your legs to walk from the bottom of a hill to the top and from the top of the hill to the bottom. Legs are also useful if you need to run away from anything or anyone – especially if someone asks you a difficult questions.

Or even your Face

Faces are a handy place on the front of the head to keep stuff like eyes, eyebrows, noses, mouths, cheeks, forehead, and chins right where you need them. Faces are not a good place to keep dirty socks and underpants, sporting equipment, apple cores, lolly wrappers and other bits of rubbish. (The proper place to keep this stuff is on your bedroom floor.)

2 Responses

  1. Lily 18 November, 2011 / 10:38 am

    Ed’s note: You can make a perfect pretend fart noise with your hand and your armpit!

  2. debbie 18 November, 2011 / 1:42 pm

    That sounds cool. Will have to try that one!

Comments are closed.