Check out the Book of Absolutely Useless Lists written by Philip Ardagh. Philip Ardagh is very tall. He wasn’t allowed a pet until he was an adult. He wears size 16 shoes (on his size 16 feet). His beard is younger than he is and he doesn’t know how to drive a car or a lorry but he has written rather a lot of lists. So take a look at this book jam-packed full of eye-opening absure facts, lies and half-truths.