Don’t wipe your BUM with a Hedgehog

Here we go again with another great book of curiosities, wonders and other wacky words of wisdom by Mitchel Symons.

If you have to be told “Don’t wipe your bum with a hedgehog” then you better get this book and quick! With lots of tips and advice this book has plenty of stories that will make you laugh out loud.

Tip No 1 – When your mum’s just had a row with the your dad (it happens), don’t let her brush your hair.

Tip No 2 -Never ask your three year old brother to hold a tomato.

Tip No 3 – Don’t trust a dog to watch your food.

Have a think about these:

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

What’s the speed of dark?

Why is it called rush hour when nothing moves?

And remember never put both feet in your mouth as you won’t have a leg to stand on.