Be wary of exposure to cuteness when reading these books of cat humour, cat cartoons, and cat stories!
Grumpy Cat : a grumpy book / by Grumpy Cat.
“Internet sensation Grumpy Cat’s epic feline frown has inspired legions of devoted fans. Celebrating the grouch in everyone, the Grumpy Cat book teaches the fine art of grumpiness and includes enough bad attitude to cast a dark cloud over the whole world.” (Syndetics summary)
“Skulls and Siamese. Corpse paint and Persians. Baphomet, pentagrams, blood, and tabbies
” Metal Cats “combines two amazing subjects: the extreme personalities of the metal music scene and their adorable kitties. These incredibly cute and fluffly felines have been photographed with their loving owners in and around the dark abodes of over 100 musicians, fans, and promoters of metal including members of the bands Black Goat, Thrones, Isis, Lightning Swords of Death, Winterthrall, Wizards of Wor, The Cauterized, Book of Black Earth, Skarp, Harassor, Akimbo, Aldebaran, Atriarch, Oak, Ghoul, Ludicra, Holy Grail, Xasthur, Cattle Decapitation, Murder Construct, Exhumed, Anhedonist, Morbid Angel, Municipal Waste, Skeletonwitch, Gypsyhawk, Nausea, Phobia, Napalm Death.
The metal scene is known for its love of dark, depressing, and disturbing imagery and ideas, and its fans are often characterized as violent, hateful, and misanthropic. “Metal Cats” is hard evidence that while the music may be brutal, the people in the scene are softies for their pets just like you and me. A portion of the proceeds from this book and a series of benefit shows held along the West Coast will go towards one no-kill shelter in each of the four main cities visited.” (Syndetics summary)
City cat / Kate Banks ; pictures by Lauren Castillo.
“An easy-to-read book about a globe-trotting cat that crosses paths with a vacationing family in the great cities of Europe. Includes facts about the cities.” (Book summary)
I Could Pee on This, by Francesco Marciuliano (eBook)
“Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like “Who Is That on Your Lap?,” “This Is My Chair,” “Kneel Before Me,” “Nudge,” and “Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs,” the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable).” (Overdrive description)
Living with cats : a commonsense guide [electronic resource] / Dr Hugh Wirth.
“For almost thirty years Dr Hugh Wirth has been an ABC Local Radio pet expert, answering listeners? questions on everything from how to deal with a cat?s hunting instinct to the best way to clean their teeth. Whenever Dr Hugh is on the air, the switchboard becomes jammed with callers wanting his advice on their particular pet dilemma. In this practical, commonsense book on living with and caring for cats, Hugh covers all the topics that cat owners need to know, from choosing a breed to behaviour and health. The book also includes an extensive Q&A section, based on ABC Local Radio listener questions.” (Library Catalogue)
The pet project : cute and cuddly vicious verses / written by Lisa Wheeler ; illustrated by Zachariah OHora.
“This one comes with a warning: Animals aren’t always charming. When the girl in this picture book of rhymed poems asks her parents for a pet, the science-minded folk suggest she do her research first. Good idea. Armed with notebook and pen, she meets a cow who looks peaceful, but upon closer inspection / she seemed sort of mean / nudging me into the mud. Next up are a kicking pony, a pooping dove, and a dead goldfish. Throughout, animals are test subjects, and her observations appear periodically on lined notebook paper. After a series of disappointments, our gal comes to an important conclusion: she is not a kid cut out for too much pet responsibility. She is the kind of kid who settles on a microscope to view teeny tiny beasties. Wheeler’s simple poems are fun and funny, and they introduce a wide variety of critters. OHora’s thickly lined acrylic illustrations add to the entertainment, with a bespectacled, science-minded girl (yay!) at the helm and humorous interpretations of animals, set on white pages. Also, this one might talk kids out of wanting a pet. You’re welcome.–Kelley, Ann Copyright 2010 BooklistFrom Booklist, Copyright (c) American Library Association. Used with permission.” (Booklist)
Cat Sense, by John Bradshaw (eBook)
“Cats have been popular household pets for thousands of years, and their numbers only continue to rise. Today there are three cats for every dog on the planet, and yet cats remain more mysterious, even to their most adoring owners. In Cat Sense, renowned anthrozoologist John Bradshaw takes us further into the mind of the domestic cat than ever before, using cutting-edge scientific research to explain the true nature—and needs—of our feline friends. Tracing the cat’s evolution from solitary hunter to domesticated companion, Bradshaw shows that cats remain independent, predatory, and wary of social contact, qualities that often clash with the demands of our modern lifestyles. If we’re to live in harmony with cats, Bradshaw contends, we first need to understand and adapt to their ancient quirks. A must-read for any cat lover, Cat Sense challenges our most basic assumptions about cats and promises to dramatically improve their lives—and ours.” (Overdrive description)
Simon’s Cat vs. The World!, by Simon Tofield (eBook)
“In the four years since Simon’s Cat first leapt in to our lives he has starred in more than 15 films, appeared in three best-selling books and has entertained and delighted millions of fans across the world. Along the way he has swotted flies, pulled down Christmas trees, and generally terrorised his long-suffering owner, Simon. And for the most part, he has had things his way. Until now. This year the nation’s favourite cat faces up to his toughest challenge yet. With a new kitten in the house, a new girlfriend for Simon and endless new visitors to the garden, it is time to reassert his position – once and for all – as the undisputed Top Cat.” (Overdrive description)
How to choose and care for your cat“The comprehensive, handy guide to choosing and caring for your cat. Discover the cat throughout history and culture, its anatomy, appearance and behaviour, and take in a wealth of practical advice on how to choose a cat, care, health, breeding, and showing your cat. Information on evolution and classification is also included.”(Syndetics summary)
The world according to Bob:the further adventures of one man and his street-wise cat
“Since Bob had appeared, I’d made huge strides in my life. For more than a decade I’d been a homeless drug addict. I’d been lost to the world and forgotten what was important in life. Now I’d got myself back on my two feet, but as I put the past behind me, I was still stepping unsteadily into the future. I still needed help in the right direction. Bob was always there to offer guidance and friendship. James and his street cat Bob have been on a remarkable journey together. In the years since their story ended in the bestselling A STREET CAT NAMED BOB James, with Bob’s help, has begun to find his way back to the real world. Almost every day, Bob provides moments of intelligence, bravery and humour, at the same time opening his human friend’s eyes to important truths about friendship, loyalty, trust – and the meaning of happiness.” (Amazon.co.uk)
Cats Are Weird, by Jeffrey Brown (eBook)
“Cartoonist Jeffrey Brown’s drawings perfectly capture the humor and quirkiness of cats in all their strange and charming glory. Following the success of Cat Getting Out of a Bag, this collection of color and black-and-white comic strips loosely follows the adventures of a pair of cats as they explore the world around them, indoors and out. Adventures include taking a nap, licking a shoe, attacking dust particles, hiding in cabinets, pouncing on fallen leaves, confronting the vacuum cleaner, patrolling the yard, and purring up a stormall adorably rendered in Brown’s immediate and irresistible style. Sure to delight anyone who lives with cats and appreciates their sweet and batty behavior, this beautifully packaged gift book is the cat’s meow.” (Overdrive description)