The season has just changed dramatically and you can’t go around town without withnessing a sniffle, cough, or sneeze. Sharing is caring but sometimes it would be nice to have something unique so our resident scientist, albeit Geologist, Jamie has crafted the animal illness name generator below so you can make your sniff-sniffs and sneezes stand out form the rest.
| Animal | Illness |
| Mouse | Bubonic plague |
| Moose | Rhinovirus |
| Whale | Flu |
| Fish | Gout |
| Cow | Eczema |
| Horse | Dysentary |
| Rhino | Tussis |
| Cat | Mumps |
| Dog | Ebola |
| Lizard | Brucellosis |
| Bird | Diptheria |
| Swine | Giardia |
| Manatee | Tetanus |
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