Endlessly – Duffy
Shyness forgotten,
the spotlight’s glare now embraced,
pop moves to the fore.

The Very, Very Best Of – Crowded House
These three discs are as
crowded as a crowded house
hahahaha jk.

Greatest Hits – Good Charlotte
Identical bros
longetivity ensures
Christmastime release

Cardiology – Good Charlotte
Oh, you wanted more?
Perhaps these “heartfelt” tunes will
scratch away your itch.

Merry Christmas II You – Mariah Carey
Second in series
of seasonal themed songs from
singer of Someday

Christmas Album – Glee
More seasonally
appropriate recordings,
this time from Glee Club.

Disc-overy – Tinie Tempah
Rapper shares birthday
with Synthesiser Patel.
Good for him, I guess.

Semi-Charmed Life – V/A
Unlucky enough
to have missed nineties alt-rock?
Not with this you’re not.