Have a laugh or two while enjoying these new funny fiction books!
Alien Schoolboy’s Z-A Guide to Earthlings by Jeremy Strong
Flowkwee while helping his dad study Earthlings by disguising himself as a schoolboy, puts together a guide to help other bamboozled aliens get to grippers with this primitive planet and its hideous inhabitants.
Fluff the Farting Fish by Michael Rosen
‘One day Mum went out to get Elvie a puppy. What?!!! Really???? A Puppy??? Well, actually, er…no….. a fish. But Elvie, desperate to fulfill her dream of having a performing pet, trains Fluff the fish. Fluff can’t sit, she won’t bark on command, but she does have a very special fishy talent all of her own!’ (taken from book cover).
Sumo Granny Smackdown by Dave Hackett
Sumo Granny is a large old woman with revenge on her mind, and this is the toughest situation the SUCS team have faced so far. Not only does Sumo Granny like to wear funny undies while wrestling, it seems she is also out to destroy the City of Sucktropolis. It’s SUCS against SUKS (the Sucktropolis United Knitting Squad) in their efforts to bring down the large lady.
Pizza Cake and other funny stories by Morris Gleitzman
Ten funny stories to make you giggle:
Saving Ms Fosdyke — Pizza cake — Charles the Second — Secret diary of a dad — Can’t complain — Draclia — Tickled onions — Stationery is never stationary — Big mistake — Harriet’s story.
How to Build an Abominable Snowman by Dominic Barker
In this Guide to Trouble, Max and Molly will show you, cleaver reader:
1. How to get snowed in with only EMERGENCY BEANS for tea.
2. How to snowplough the street so Mum can buy PIZZA instead.
3. How to accidently also-at-the-same-time build a real life ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN! (from book cover)