I just had to share these with somebody, cause I had great fun reciting them or saving them up for special ocassions… yeah right! The famous “rose are red, violets are blue” poem has been altered and twisted, and the results are amusing. Here goes…
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I was born beautiful
What happened to you? (I THINK THIS IS A 10 ON THE MEAN SCALE)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When brains were given out
Where were you? (I THINK THIS 9 ON THE MEAN SCALE)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The gasworks stink
And so do you. (When you’d want somebody to take a bath)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Orchids are expensive
Will dandelions do?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can row a boat
Canoe?
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
Sugar is lumpy
And so is your head.
Finally….
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Most rhymes rhyme,
But this doesn’t.
If you’d like more funny poems check out the book Unreal, Banana Peel.
I think that poem that you twisted into your own was really good i think it will be good for a rhyming comp!!!!!!
I think you have done very well.
roses are red
violets are blue
god made me pretty
what the ( ) happened to you
roses are red
violets are blue
stop talking to me
or i’ll sue you
roses are red
violets are blue
some ryhmes rhyme
but this one doesn’t
some of those are hilarious lol im cracking up
roses are red voilets r blue
u look like a monky
and u talk like one too
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– roses are red, violets are blue, i love ur sister but i just hate you
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– roses are red, violets are blue, the gasworks stink and so do you
– the roses have wilted, the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head
roses r red violets r blue, some1 like u belongs in a zoo
don’t be mad don’t be bloo frankenstein was ugly2
roses are red violets are blue i am so talented unlike you
roses are red,voilets are blue, give me a kiss cause i love you,for im the one who loves you more so say u love me nothing more.
roses are red,voilets are blue, give me a kiss cause i love you,for im the one who loves you more so say u love me nothing more.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HOW HILAREUS
roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you?
sooo funny
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roses are red violets are blue perfume smells good just like you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is Sweet And So Are you, But the Roses are Wiltered, The Violets Are Dead, The Sugar Boul’s Empty And So is your head!
roses are blue,vilets are red,if this poem makes sense then my name is fred.
roses are blue,violets are red,if this poem makes sense then my name is fred.
roses are red, vilets are blue chillis are hot, so are you